Salty Lip

The beach was wonderful.

i used 50 spf the entire time and still turned into an african american.

i did, unfortunately, forget to apply sunblock on my lips. 

let me rephrase that...

i refuse to rub that stuff on my lips.

so it burnt. and burnt badly.

as if someone held a magnifying glass with the sun pointed to my lip just to see what would happen.

the result?

a hole. a blistering hole.

it makes me drool. 

and i smile like i have no feeling in my lower jaw.

"how do you eat?"

well, i eat like a walrus with my head straight up in the air.

Salt=hospitalization

Thank you God for creating Burt who made "Burts Bees: Res-Q-Lip Balm." (i just wish he wouldnt have made it pine flavored.)